olive garden will babysit your kids starting on friday

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  1. SIPAWITZ

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    yea but then that means we gotta eat at olive garden. :puke:
     
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    Anyone who eats at Olive Garden should have their kids taken away.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    I'll admit to eating there for lunch a few times a year....Not the greatest but reasonably priced and a few items even they can't fuck up
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Lol....That's not fair!
     
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    Because all they have to do is throw the bagged entree into boiling water.
     
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    id rather eat wendy's than olive garden.
     
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    Olive Garden fits into the same category as Red Lobster: where broke motherfuckers go to feel classy.
     
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    :omg: That's pretty bad if you'd rather suffer through Wendy's dogfood than Olive Garden's fart baskets.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Years ago I was dating a girl who was stationed at Tyndall AFB in Panama City, FL. Eating out was a must and there were a few nights that The Olive Garden was the only thing that wasn't packed and in our budget. Sure, it's not the greatest, but it gets a worse rap than it deserves. There was even this one bottle of wine they sold that was pretty damn good.

    Still, within twenty minutes, being in that place makes you want to punch Luois Prima in the face. You can only hear "Mob Hits vol. 1" so many times.
     
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    I can actually see this being a success....young couple wants a quiet dinner but can't afford a babysitter

    Mack down on stale chicken parmagiana and cold minestrone soup in peace
     
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    As an Italian-American, it's an affront to cuisine everywhere. I ate there ONCE, like 15 years ago and it was absolutely awful. I cursed my brother-in-law for recommending it. We were in East Brunswick, NJ! There's a fucking Italian restaurant every god damned mile in central NJ.
     
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    Yeah. Let's get some kid that is getting minimum wage to watch kids. Or some old creep. How about this....pick another restaurant that allows kids, get your own babysitter, or just stay home.
     
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    They're owned by the same company. Those two plus Longhorn Steakhouse. Darden, I think is the umbrella corporation name.
     
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    unlimited breadsticks
     
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    I'll take that as a NO from you
     
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    when your kid come back to you talking about what the baby sitter did with his endless breadstick, you will probably reconsider this being a good idea
     
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    Fuckin' A.
     
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    I think this is a one shot deal on Feb 7. Not an ongoing thing.