Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Oct 23, 2014.
My girlfriend made a Skyrim character and totally made it out of Helgen
Also she's making something for dinner with sausage potatoes and onions
I'm assuming it'll look like this
It will look like that. Trust me.
do you want gil to stick a dildo up your ass or something??
HAL would you like to come over and have some
She must be trying to sweeten you up for some big news.
She's an Imperial
Sausage belongs with onions and peppers! Not with fucking potatoes!
She's Irish, she puts taters in everything
Unless it's breakfast sausage.
She would put taters in ice cream probably
Even in her cereal?
What are you going to do when she makes you "Engagement Chicken"? Besides eat it.
MOTHER OF GOD
you let your girlfriend decide whats for dinner???
This seems important.