omfg HALP ME!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by lisaslisas, Mar 12, 2011.

  1. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    :shmoop: Buddysgirl just farted in my room. I swear it smells like cheesesteaks and Philthy socks in here. :puke:





    J/K. :hhh:
     
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    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Do you have one of these handy :D

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  3. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    :eek: No, but I know where I can get one!! SeX!!! Hook a sista up! :hhh:
     
  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    lisaslisas New Member

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    :hat: thx dawg, but I was thinking of just burning the room and hotel to the ground. This is awful. My fucking contacts just melted to my eyes. :(
     
  6. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    sounds like a meltdown fart
     
  7. Buddysgirl

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    i

    i did nothing :facepalm:
     
  8. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    :bs: farty mctwatstink.




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  9. Buddysgirl

    Buddysgirl New Member VIP

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    you are such a lying slut
    stop showing me your bare naked ass
     
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    Haaa
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I don't like that shit smiley being named after me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pissed:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    How's the kitchen coming along, Lisa? :)
     
  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :shmoop: :point:
     
  14. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    :lol: going out to smoke again. If you look out the window when I knock and moon you. Ur problem. :hhh:

    :woot: I remembered!

    :dontknow: I didn't name it. Don't be mad at me.

    hopefully that whore is burned to the ground, I am in Brooklyn for work. Oh and getting shitted. :hhh: buddysgirl is passed out in my room, should I teabag her? :giggle:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Freeze her underwear. :hhh:
     
  16. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    :dontknow: I checked every drawer and suitcase in this piece, and there are NO underwear to be found. Guess I am not the only female who rocks the commando! :woot:
     
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    yer ass is being seen by everyone in brooklyn whore
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Hmmmm... well then better resort to putting the hand in warm water.
     
  19. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    Not like half of NYC hasnt seen it before. Half of NY prolly has it on their FB profile. and I swear, if you close your eyes again, I am so putting my hoo ha on yur nose. rabid cunt. :)

    No brah, I am just going to piss on her and blame it on the aaaacccohol. :woot: :hhh:
     
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    :facepalm:
    LL talking about someone else. :rolleyes: