OMFG I almost pulled a HAL

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Oct 12, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm eatung lunch in my car and almost dropped this fucker on the driver's side floor

    That would have been a sticky situation indeed



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  2. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Why the fuck are you always eating lunch in your car?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Its a new development, just started this week

    Trying something new
     
  4. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, what the fuck is going on here?
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    floor dinner > floor lunch
     
  6. MatthewT

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    i'm pushing "eat your floor dinner HAL" as a new meme :grad:
     
  7. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    floor dinner tastes great

    HAL will tell you all about it
     
  8. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Would hit. Lol Chrizer. :jj:

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  9. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    plastic utensils = poor
     
  10. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I thought by pulling a HAL that you almost ate a dog.

    Crazy Chinese folks.
     
  11. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i never eat in my car nor do the passengers......ever
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Hold me.
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    chriza eats in his car because he banged one of his coworkers and doesnt want an awkward lunch with her


    FACT
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You're right, I should bring my silverware from home when I go get take out :facepalm:
     
  16. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    My guess is that he got in trouble for not cleaning up after himself in the work kitchen/dining area and was banished to his car.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I work with all guys :worried:
     
  18. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Pro tip right there people
     
  19. MatthewT

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    i like how much we read into things :jj:
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Wouldn't you wanna be seen in an Aveo as much as possible? :happyhappy: