Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 27, 2014.
I bought my girlfriend a new set of kitchen knives
No, you told us in one of your other threads
There's no gift more romantic than one that says, "Cook something for me, bitch."
Why do you type like a sixteen year old girl?
Was it a special occasion or did you just do it, to do it?
Well now there's pics
Belated anniversary present
Tuesdays ass is still amazing
Those are sweet, by the way. The kitchen shears are a nice touch.
But she has a strange mons.
Her words, not mine.
Those look sharp
And the color matches the mixer I got her for Christmas
OMG, I have that set!
he got those at TJ Maxx for 8 dollars
I'd snip a little chunk of flesh off your pee slit if I were your girlfriend and you bought those for our anniversary.
it's sharp as dicks, be careful
he did too
I love you so fucking hard and deep.