OMFG I totally forgot to tell you guys

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 27, 2014.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I bought my girlfriend a new set of kitchen knives :eek:


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  2. BrulesRules

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    No, you told us in one of your other threads :shit:
     
  3. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    There's no gift more romantic than one that says, "Cook something for me, bitch."
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Why do you type like a sixteen year old girl?
     
  5. Tuesday

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    Was it a special occasion or did you just do it, to do it?
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oh

    Well now there's pics


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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Belated anniversary present :shucks:
     
  8. Kanye West

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    Tuesdays ass is still amazing
     
  9. Tuesday

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    Those are sweet, by the way. The kitchen shears are a nice touch.
     
  10. Swedish John

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    KitchenAid :giggle:
     
  11. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    But she has a strange mons.

    Her words, not mine.
     
  12. HAL

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    Those look sharp
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And the color matches the mixer I got her for Christmas :cheer:
     
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    OMG, I have that set! :spaz:
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    he got those at TJ Maxx for 8 dollars
     
  16. Tuesday

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    I'd snip a little chunk of flesh off your pee slit if I were your girlfriend and you bought those for our anniversary. :smile:
     
  17. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    it's sharp as dicks, be careful
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    he did too
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :eek:
     
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    I love you so fucking hard and deep. :wub: