OMFG im at Benihana!!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 21, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    This is cuh-razy! :asian:
     
  2. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    gayest thread ever
     
  3. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Diarrhea in 3......2.........1...........
     
  4. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    tell your fat date to catch some stuff in her mouth
     
  5. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    i know how to make fried rice just like they do
    did you see the onion volcano yet?
     
  6. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    sounds exotic
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Look at the chef and say "Who the fuck is THIS faggot?"
     
  8. Boss Ono

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    Shrimp off a hat. :cheer:
     
  9. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Tell your date I said hi and thanks for letting me hangout while she eats.
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    And you thought about posting on a message board?

    Super Sadz :c
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    He's making fried rice!
     
  12. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    take pictures faggot
     
  13. Chwizas Girl

    Chwizas Girl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Tell waitwess, you so hot, I can fwy my wice on you.

    ROR
     
  14. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    Ask the chef for a Reverse body Slide.

    seriously, they are delicious.
     
  15. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    It's customary to start rapping when he gets a rhythm going with the spatula.
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Ask everyone at the table their names, so you can share that with us. :smile:
     
  17. Boss Ono

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    He's in the Northern hemisphere. :ucoffee:
     
  18. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Da fuck Chriza, you are on a date and you're fucking posting here? But since you are make sure that faggot chef doesn't overcook your steaks. Fuckers always overcook mine because they are too busy jacking off with the knives and shit.
     
  19. deverrant

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    Also tell her to look out for flying food at the Hibachi. :c
     
  20. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    don't get the lobster it tastes like fried dank pussy