Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 21, 2012.
This is cuh-razy!
gayest thread ever
Diarrhea in 3......2.........1...........
tell your fat date to catch some stuff in her mouth
i know how to make fried rice just like they do
did you see the onion volcano yet?
Look at the chef and say "Who the fuck is THIS faggot?"
Shrimp off a hat.
Tell your date I said hi and thanks for letting me hangout while she eats.
And you thought about posting on a message board?
He's making fried rice!
take pictures faggot
Tell waitwess, you so hot, I can fwy my wice on you.
Ask the chef for a Reverse body Slide.
seriously, they are delicious.
It's customary to start rapping when he gets a rhythm going with the spatula.
Ask everyone at the table their names, so you can share that with us.
He's in the Northern hemisphere.
Da fuck Chriza, you are on a date and you're fucking posting here? But since you are make sure that faggot chef doesn't overcook your steaks. Fuckers always overcook mine because they are too busy jacking off with the knives and shit.
Also tell her to look out for flying food at the Hibachi.
don't get the lobster it tastes like fried dank pussy