OMFG! LOL! Chcik softball on ESPN.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    The pitcher had a 1.01 ERA. :rolleyes:

    And the chick at bat was taking these chop steps to the pitch as she swung. Poor girl, obviously from a single parent household where she was raised by her mother. Because no man would allow his offspring to swing at a pitch the way this poor girl did.

    Thank god the Metallica concert and NHL Playoffs are on now.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Edit your title, Phish doofus. :facepalm:
     
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    my sisters team got eliminated last weekend :sad:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    clutch plays that sport
     
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    I would bet big bucks that you could not even foul off a pitch off of one of those women, DiD

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    NHL playoffs are always on. No Hiatus League. Hockey sucks.
     
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    He owns it, not plays it.
     
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    Back the bitch up to 60'6", and I'll rattle line drives off her dome.

    Stupid ass sport, it's pretty easy to maintain 1.01 ERA's when you stand 15' away from the batter. :rolleyes:
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Christ!!!

    This shit is still on ESPN!!! WTF is going on?!!

    I'm calling Major Bullshit!! :pissed:
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'd let the Oregon pitcher shit on my chest. :smile:
     
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    jose consenco joined the worcester tornados.
     
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    Chcik is Diegoese for gay dude.
     
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    And they're Worcester off for it.
     
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    Who the fuck is that??????????
     
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    Whats up Taint?

    In between people dying and cleaning bed pans?
     
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    :huh:
     
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    jose canseco oops spelled it wrong... soooo sorry
     
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  20. Daveindiego

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    I'm thinking about jerking off into an envelope, and mailing it to the Oregon pitcher and 3rd basechick.

    I see a two fold benefit.

    a.) It'll freak out womens sports, and they won't take up valuable ESPN time.

    b.) The Oregon pitcher and 3rd basechick would get some of my genetic material.

    :smile: