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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Apr 28, 2014.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This pisses me off

    Yesterday I wanted pizza rolls so I made some for us and she was all like HERP DERP PUT TINFOIL ON THE BAKING SHEET DERP so I did and then 9 minutes later I took them out and all the inside stuff had come out and the rolls were like hollow and the worst part was I couldn't even salvage all the goodness that leaked out because it all tasted like metal from the foil :mad:



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    I'm eating a bacon fried chicken sandwich. :dancin:
     
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    those shits are good. burned and empty or not.
     
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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Wtf

    Explain the logistics of this
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Oh, he's black.

    Here it is on a biscuit.

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  11. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    pro tip===

    defrost them first, then bake on a lower heat than recommended
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Damn it I'm stupid
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    He probably used salt at the end, too :)
     
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    No I didn't but we did dip them in Ranch
     
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    Who's got time to bake them in an oven. Nuke them bitches.
     
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    We have a pizza cooker, don't know why I didn't use that :facepalm:
     
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    Oh and I liberated every outpost in Farcry 3 if anyone cares
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    not really, the directions tell you to put them in the oven frozen, the drastic change in temperature causes air pocket to expand to quickly, I rarely cook anything from a frozen state, no matter what the directions say

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