Omg do I have a story to tell

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    So i'm at the bar for Happy hour. I'm sneezing like a motherfucker. I got to the bathroom and I'm at the urinal. I sneeze. I shit my fucking pants. I had to throw my underwear away
    Holy fuck.

    It was everywhere
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    lol, great thread, will read again
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    Never happened.
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Backed up at both ends. That rarely ends well.
     
  5. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    fucking shiv :rofl:
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Truest story I ever told
     
  7. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    eat :shit:
     
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    :bs:

    you can't sneeze and fart at the same time.

    maybe you can, but i'll only take phaneepacks word for it if he says so.
     
  9. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Dayum, Shiv. As the negroes say, that ain't the business.
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    It was fucking horrible. I had to wipe my ass with Paper towels. The toilet paper dispenser had nothing in it
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    So embarrassing. Havent told the world wife yet
     
  12. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
  14. Daveindiego

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    No pics, did not happen.


    And if I was in a mens room where some guy is at the urinal, and he starts shitting himself, I would take my steel toe work boots to stomp him into hamburger, and then kick him behind one of the toilets.

    :c
     
  15. baltimore mike

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    shiv ask your mom if i can sniff her feet
     
  16. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    gross :rofl:
     
  17. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    :jj:
     
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    Tell the hairbrush story again.
     
  19. doughhead63

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    True, but much more believable than the subject of this thread.
     
  20. ilovebacon

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