OMG! Don't you hate when you're at a house party and...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic, Dec 26, 2015.

  1. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    You're the only one in line for the bathroom and when you get in the previous occupant stunk it up miserably, but then when you come out there is now someone else in line and the bathroom still reeks?
     
  2. Mojopin

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    That's why you go outside and discretely take a piss. Unless you had to poop of course.
     
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  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Shut up.
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :bethsucks:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Blarked. 17.1
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You have to walk into the bathroom loudly, all "Oh shit, WTF just died in here, motherfucker!!!"

    And then while you're using the bathroom, loudly continue to complain about it "Goddamn motherfucker, I can barely breathe up in this bitch!!!"

    And then as you leave, look at the line and say "God Bless you in these, that was hateful what I walked into".


    :grad:
     
  7. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Youre a man wise beyond your young years, my friend.
     
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  8. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Old ass Dave giving the young bucks house party advice :facepalm:

    Nobody's inviting you anywhere Dave. Just stop it.
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Been there, done that, Bansky.

    Unlike you, who was never once asked to participate.
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I am beginning to figure out why I am never invited to parties.:crying:
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    Never had that happen to me before, but that would make a great Seinfeld episode. haha
     
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    I have to take a dump now.
     
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    I am posting this while I'm in the process of taking a shit.
     
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