OMG! Don't you hate when you're at a house party and...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic, Dec 26, 2015.

  1. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    You're the only one in line for the bathroom and when you get in the previous occupant stunk it up miserably, but then when you come out there is now someone else in line and the bathroom still reeks?
     
  2. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    That's why you go outside and discretely take a piss. Unless you had to poop of course.
     
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  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Shut up.
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  5. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Blarked. 17.1
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    You have to walk into the bathroom loudly, all "Oh shit, WTF just died in here, motherfucker!!!"

    And then while you're using the bathroom, loudly continue to complain about it "Goddamn motherfucker, I can barely breathe up in this bitch!!!"

    And then as you leave, look at the line and say "God Bless you in these, that was hateful what I walked into".


    :grad:
     
  7. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Youre a man wise beyond your young years, my friend.
     
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    banksy Doritos housing hillbilly VIP

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    Old ass Dave giving the young bucks house party advice :facepalm:

    Nobody's inviting you anywhere Dave. Just stop it.
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Been there, done that, Bansky.

    Unlike you, who was never once asked to participate.
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I am beginning to figure out why I am never invited to parties.:crying:
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    Never had that happen to me before, but that would make a great Seinfeld episode. haha
     
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  14. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    I have to take a dump now.
     
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  15. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    I am posting this while I'm in the process of taking a shit.
     
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