OMG I gotta get my gas out somewhere so let's posts!!

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  1. JameGumb

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    I'm 11 beers and half a bottle of vodka in since 3 pm. And I haven't had a good booze fart or burp since 9pm CT. What can I do?! What can a drunken man do? :(
     
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    I'm in the mood for hot chocolate.
     
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    :belch:

    That's better. Time for more booze :c
     
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    Mix dat shit with some Irish Cream and whiskey braaaah
     
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    You going to Dutch oven yourself there chief?
     
  7. JameGumb

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    I let out a gasser in the ol garage. I'm all good now :)
     
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    :crazyup:
     
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    Shean, how's your hobbit finger?
     
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    Give me a sec and I'll show you
     
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    Longhorn, we need to arm our men and women in uniform.
     
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    I would be dead if I drank that much
     
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    We need @Schmoopy

    Or is he passed out from the rock salts :nocheer:
     
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    Clinton's made the bases "gun free zones"

    How the fuck did that ever make sense?
     
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    Oh, and the ft hood murders were "work place violence"
     
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