OMG, I have a major life dilema, I need guidance.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I was planning on making Carne Asada for dinner tonight.

    But my tummy is feeling a little upset right now.

    I don't know what to do. I think my best course of action is to eat some Tums, and just power through the Carne Asada. I'll be making some American Guacamole, so that will kind of cut into the burning after effects of the Carne, right?

    Why is life so hard?!! :c
     
  2. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    That's what I would do Dave. Carne Asada comes first, body comes second.
     
  3. gridman

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    Cant argue with this
     
  4. newcastlefan

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    All those except the tums sound good. Maybe if you put some salsa on those tums?
     
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    you and your faggot gringo mexican food :facepalm:
     
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    i've never had Carne Asada
     
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    Dave, please kill yourself and then you never have to worry about eating again. :c
     
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    Tea & toast
    then see how you feel
     
  9. gridman

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    I like Dave
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

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    Cool story, bro. :hat:
     
  11. Daveindiego

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    What in the motherfucker high holy hell kind of a bullshit post is this shit?!!

    Who the fuck is this defective douche nozzle?
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    I think if I just power through this, it'll be good.

    Kind of like a double negative thing going on, it'll end up positive. :c
     
  13. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    lulzapaloola.

    I only eat Mexican food created by real beaners. None of that Tex Mex bullshit eaten out here.


    Dude.

    How is this possible? You might have to send me your address so that I can send you some Benny's Carne Asada. :dance:
     
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    Very original bro
     
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    extra guac on the carna asada's :grad:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Rally time!!!

    I think I can make this happen tonight. Thanks for everyone's well wishes.

    :cheer:
     
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    Eat whatever you fucking want, dude!!
    :cheer::c:hat::p:D:hump::yes::evilgrin2::neener:
     
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    :tadah: