OMG I Just Had The Most Delicious Thing Ever.

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  1. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I made hamburgers and baked some potatoes cut up into fries for the family.

    But since hamburgers are not on my meal plan any more I've been keeping my eye out on alternatives.

    I found these.

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    I seen a hot young thing buying these one day and said, "Hey let me check it out."

    Nutrition Facts
    Serving Size 1 patty (78g)

    Amount Per Serving
    Calories from Fat 10
    Calories 90

    % Daily Values*
    Total Fat 1g 2%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
    Polyunsaturated Fat 0g
    Monounsaturated Fat 0g
    Trans Fat 0g
    Cholesterol 0mg 0%
    Sodium 450mg 19%
    Total Carbohydrate 10g 3%
    Dietary Fiber 4g 16%
    Sugars 3g
    Protein 9g

    Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 2%
    Calcium 4% Iron 10%

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    I cut 1 in half and made 2 burger wraps with saturated fat free mayo, green leaf lettuce, diced tomato, pickles, and ketchup.


    It was a big mac mcwrap without the fat. FUCKING AWESOME! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
     
  2. Oderus

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    where's all the protein coming from?
     
  3. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Soy prob.
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Yer gonna grow some bitchtits
     
  5. Bro

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    I knew that was coming. Once a week ain't gonna give me bitch tits.
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    good burgers don't need toppings :grad:
     
  7. Oderus

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    It might give you bitchtits.
     
  8. Cheri

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    Human feces. Have a double helping, you faggot.
     
  9. Bro

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    LOL It's not really a burger.
     
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    Go fuck yourself with a rusty airplane, you cowfaced, web-footed, faggotass motherfucker
     
  11. Cheri

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    web-footed? :jj:
     
  12. Bro

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    The pickles made the difference.
     
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    Better Living Through Chemistry :smile:
     
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    What's this shit about a :quote: meal plan :quote: bro?
     
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    Soy, especially with the high concentration of pesticides is horrible for you. You'd be better off eating the box it came in.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Monty has webbed feet
     
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    Bro loves Dominatrix burgers
     
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    it was delish
     
  20. Bro

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    No saturated fat or cholesterol. It's awesome.