OMG, I think I figured out what happened to PhaneePak

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  1. Stew Nod

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    He said he was left 'shaken up' after the incident

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    @dinkus mayhem

    A Crohn's disease sufferer was accused of shoplifting after a Next shop assistant mistook his colostomy bag for a pair of stolen trousers.

    Lee Winters-Jones, who had a hernia operation in July, said he felt humiliated after the incident, which occurred in Prestatyn in Wales.

    As reported by Wales Online, Mr Winters-Jones was confronted after leaving the Next store.

    He told the paper than the assistant had followed him downstairs as he went to leave.

    He was confronted in Marks and Spencer, shortly after he had left the Next shop.

    After the assistant accused him of stealing, Mr Winters-Jones said he felt forced to show him the colostomy bag, to prove he was not stealing.

    The assistant quickly apologised, and then left.

    Speaking to the paper, he said he felt very "shaken up" by the incident and called it a "public shaming".


    He said that he had since been offered £500 compensation by Next, but said "this was never about the money".

    Speaking to Wales Online, a spokesman for Next said: "We would like to pass on our sincere apologies for any distress caused to Mr Winters Jones."

    "We are currently investigating this incident as a matter of urgency and liaising with the management team both at the store and head office to ensure that something like this does not happen again."
     
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    Poor guy. What a bunch of shit.
     
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    I know, I bet he was pooped when he finally got home

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    Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. :emperor:
     
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    its going to be about "the money"
     
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    No doubt! maybe Pheenee can buy a subscription..LOL
     
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    Hooo Lawdy, it's an epidemic!


    Serenaded meats :jj:

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...ource=facebook.com&utm_campaign=NYDN Facebook

    South Carolina man hid stolen steaks in colostomy bag: deputies
    BY NINA GOLGOWSKI

    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

    Wednesday, August 12, 2015, 9:05 PM
    [​IMG]SPARTANBURG COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE
    David Samuel Hoyt, 55, is accused of stealing steaks from a South Carolina supermarket by hiding them in his colostomy bag.


    Marinate on this.

    A South Carolina man is facing shoplifting charges after allegedly smuggling steaks in his colostomy bag.

    David Samuel Hoyt's alleged sickening swipe was tracked down by Spartanburg County deputies after five packages of ribeye steaks, valued at $75, were reported stolen from a grocery store Tuesday, The Smoking Gun reported.

    The 55-year-old initially denied having stolen any meat when questioned by deputies, according to a police report.

    But his girlfriend confirmed the Food Lion theft, telling a deputy that her beau had hid the meat in the medical pouch that is typically used to collect human waste.

    He was arrested and charged with shoplifting and ordered held on a $2,130 bond — a sum capable of affording roughly 142 packages of the beef.

    The steak's condition and exactly how the meat was stuffed into the bag was not revealed in the arrest report.
     
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    BOONS