OMG!!! I'm ordering these right now!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jun 30, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

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    Let it rip with these deodorizer fart pads
    16 hrs ago
    You don't have to be in elementary school to giggle at these in-underwear deodorizer fart pads. Laced with activated charcoal, these ingenious (but not particularly sexy) adhesive pads help neutralize even the most odoriferous of releases. Just think, no more embarrassing silent-but-deadlies midmeeting or blaming that noxious smell on the dog. They're surely a lifesaver for anyone suffering from intestinal issues, and they definitely beat overdosing on Chanel No. 5. We're going to spend the rest of the day wondering who's wearing one. And giggling.
     
  2. banksy

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    Nah

    I love my farts

    It's everyone else's that I hate.
     
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    you wear panties :weird:
     
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    do they make double strength?
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Gayer than driving a smart car IMO
     
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    A pad for a man. :hehe:
     
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    Your ass stink that bad Shiv?
     
  8. Shivvy

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    depends on what i drank the night before. Wheat beers make the worst smell ever
     
  9. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    Those don't look like they would work with boxers
     
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    boxers are for teenagers
     
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    I thought it was a bling a bone, or arm warmers thread. My bad.
     
  12. zhukov

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    do they come with a spark arrestor?
     
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    I use farts to bring an end to conversations I want to be done with. These would not help me.
     
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    Every one of your threads should come with several of those.


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