OMG!!! I'm ordering these right now!!!

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Let it rip with these deodorizer fart pads
    16 hrs ago
    You don't have to be in elementary school to giggle at these in-underwear deodorizer fart pads. Laced with activated charcoal, these ingenious (but not particularly sexy) adhesive pads help neutralize even the most odoriferous of releases. Just think, no more embarrassing silent-but-deadlies midmeeting or blaming that noxious smell on the dog. They're surely a lifesaver for anyone suffering from intestinal issues, and they definitely beat overdosing on Chanel No. 5. We're going to spend the rest of the day wondering who's wearing one. And giggling.
     
  2. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    Nah

    I love my farts

    It's everyone else's that I hate.
     
  3. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    you wear panties :weird:
     
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    do they make double strength?
     
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    Gayer than driving a smart car IMO
     
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    A pad for a man. :hehe:
     
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    Your ass stink that bad shitty?
     
  8. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    depends on what i drank the night before. Wheat beers make the worst smell ever
     
  9. Mur

    Mur soon

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    Those don't look like they would work with boxers
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    boxers are for teenagers
     
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    I thought it was a bling a bone, or arm warmers thread. My bad.
     
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    do they come with a spark arrestor?
     
  13. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    I use farts to bring an end to conversations I want to be done with. These would not help me.
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Every one of your threads should come with several of those.


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