Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Dec 24, 2013.
I want to out the presents under the tree and go to bed
Kick her in the cunt
Give her your keys and show her the power socket again.
or maybe she knows what you do to girls while they sleep.
Bad parenting skills.
Well I would think so far, this thread hasn't turned out as he expected.
Tell her Santa will die if she doesn't go to sleep.
Give her some benadryl. Double up on them and you can sleep til noon.
If she doesn't go to sleep, she won't be disappointed in the morning.
The original formula:
Promethazine w/Codeine syrup
Any fruit flavored soda
A jolly rancher
Put it all in a styrofoam cup and enjoy. The codeine is mainly responsible for the euphoria felt after drinking sizzurp. Promethazine causes motor skill impairment, lethargy, and extreme drowsiness. If it doesn't have promethazine, it ain't real sizzurp.
Funny you mention it. I was just thinking of that
lol if i had kids I would just drug them using their christmas cookies....
my brother and i did not sleep at all christmas night...
we used to go down around 4am and open the corners of the presents
She's still awake. I'm getting mad now
aw dont get mad, just a kid and shes excited!! looking bad Christmas eve excitement was prob one of my happiest memories
you cant set an alarm and just do it at 4am or something?
such a change now.. now my parents will be calling me telling me to wake up and come over lol