Omg my daughter won't go to sleep

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I want to out the presents under the tree and go to bed :cuss:
     
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    Kick her in the cunt
     
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    Give her your keys and show her the power socket again.
     
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    or maybe she knows what you do to girls while they sleep.

    :bluebrush:
     
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    Bad parenting skills.
     
  6. zingger

    zingger They know! Gold

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    Well I would think so far, this thread hasn't turned out as he expected.
     
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    Tell her Santa will die if she doesn't go to sleep.
     
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    Give her some benadryl. Double up on them and you can sleep til noon.
     
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    If she doesn't go to sleep, she won't be disappointed in the morning.
     
  12. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    1. sizzurp
    The original formula:

    Promethazine w/Codeine syrup
    Any fruit flavored soda
    A jolly rancher

    Put it all in a styrofoam cup and enjoy. The codeine is mainly responsible for the euphoria felt after drinking sizzurp. Promethazine causes motor skill impairment, lethargy, and extreme drowsiness. If it doesn't have promethazine, it ain't real sizzurp.
     
  13. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Funny you mention it. I was just thinking of that
     
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    lol if i had kids I would just drug them using their christmas cookies....

    my brother and i did not sleep at all christmas night...
     
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    Shamrock12 Bouncy... Bouncy...

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    we used to go down around 4am and open the corners of the presents
     
  17. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    She's still awake. I'm getting mad now
     
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    Shamrock12 Bouncy... Bouncy...

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    aw dont get mad, just a kid and shes excited!! looking bad Christmas eve excitement was prob one of my happiest memories
     
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    you cant set an alarm and just do it at 4am or something?
     
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    such a change now.. now my parents will be calling me telling me to wake up and come over lol