OMG Oderus

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  1. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Real and I just had our flights changed and will be flying into Salt Lake City. I can't wait to feel your presence in the Utah air. :wub:
     
  2. Real

    Real Well-Known Member VIP

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    Oderus...
     
  3. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Oh yeah? When?
     
  4. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    We arrive at 4:16, depart at 4:50. It will be brief, but I'll be thinking of you.
     
  5. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    I flew into Salt lake last summer.

    No wonder my whole family felt so tingly
     
  6. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    :jj: oh That's a pretty small window. See if you can get a free book of mormon at the airport.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Someone should call in a bomb threat
     
  8. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    I want nothing more than a free Book of Mormon. Our trip just got awesome.
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    you'll never make your connection, Oderus will put you guys up for the night
     
  10. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    as long as Sternac isn't hiding in the luggage.
     
  11. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Just a nugget of info...all the hotels in Salt Lake have a book of mormon in the nightstand along with the gideon's bible.
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Oderus should meet you at the airport to make sure your travels go pleasantly.

    On second thought, Oderus should not meet you at the airport to make sure your travels go pleasantly.
     
  13. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    If I were closer to the airport, I'd consider it.
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Too bad your flight wasn't on the weekend. He works at the doody-free store.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Oderus has so many jobs, he's like a ginger Jamaican.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Real can you send Hockey to DC and you can go to wherever the fuck you want
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Sally's back, you can stop doing his schtick now
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Who? I don't do schtick, Chubbynova, IMO.:ucoffee:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    In all honesty, if that flight was at DFW, you'd be missing it. I can't believe they scheduled a connecting flight that close. You'll be lucky to get off of the plane by 4:30.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    He also shines shoes at the airport on Wednesdays, but only cowboy boots.:funny: