omg reggae mistress, please

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    i was metting my ex at a pre-party tonight so i even plucked my eyebrows and shaved my belly lol. say something sexy so i can go to bed, it would be really nice of you
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :jj: reps
     
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    Gooby pls
     
  4. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    omg for real RM, there was a blonde chick at the club who looked just like you and she tried to put lip gloss on me i imagine that's something you would do hahahaha
     
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    Were you at a club or a bingo parlor? :jj:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Did you get any action with her or any other females, Gar?
     
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    Jack Links convention? :ulol:
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    i wouldn't let her put lip gloss on me so she was like, GP2, STAND STILL! then she put lip gloss on herself and we made out a bit. after that i was totally trying to get with her but these big rasta niggas were all up all over her, i was like wtf, i tried to show i wasn't scared, but they werent backing down. she was making out with another babe and it was getting totally crazy.

    reggae, you there???
     
  9. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    that lip gloss shit sticks like crazy :O i was walking around the rest of the night feeling funny like a cross dresser or someting lol
     
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  11. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    i was dacnging up on this thing that made me way higher than everyone else and suddenly some fags pushed me off, and i was THIS close to yelling out something like OI YOU KNOW WHO I AM IM A PRETTY BIG DEAL ON A SITE CALLED DAWGSALOON!!!

    I DIDN'T BUT I STARED AT THE DUDES AND THEY EVENTUALLY LET ME GET BACK UP LOOL
     
  12. garypagetwo

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    Fucking weirdo.
     
  14. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    is this passed everyoene's bedtime or what lol :D:D:D
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    she called you by your screen name? hot
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I haven't seen you post a laughing smiley since I posted the gif of the guy jumping out of the window. :wub:
     
  17. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    omg reggae post in this thread so i can go to sleep pls
     
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    Did you get the girl's phone number?
     
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    This Gary poster has got to be a work, right?
     
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    Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.