OMG. What just happened.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Sep 1, 2012.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Reboot!!
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Pay no attention to the Man behind the curtain!!

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  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I meant my pants. I just sharted. :c
     
  5. JJR

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    Plz see my sig.
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I am not sure who you are referring to, since I am NOT old. Bitch.
     
  7. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    You just shit your pants, gramps.
     
  8. Chaos

    Chaos Active Member

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    There was a glitch in the matrix! :eek:
     
  9. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    Did you forget already? :(
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You don't have to be old to shit your pants, retard.

    I live in So Cal, and essentially destroy my stomach with every meal I eat. I shit my pants all the time. :c
     
  11. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    What does living in so cal have to do with stomach destruction?
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    :facepalm:
     
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    Nurse!! We have a clean up room 2 bed B
     
  14. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    I also shit my pants all the time and I'm 30 years younger than Dave
     
  15. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    No...thanks. We have PCTs for this type of thing.
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    What the hell does living in So Cal have to do with you constantly shitting your pants? :dontknow:
     
  17. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I think what Dave is trying to say is that he eats a shit ton of mexican food and as a result is incontinent.
     
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Baddfunn is on the right track here.

    I eat Mexican food about 3/4 of my meals. 1/2 of that is eaten from some shady ass places.

    Small price to pay for good food. A little pant shitting every now and then isn't such a bad thing.