***OMG WTF my boss is buying lunch AGAIN!***

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i think that nigga selling the company....you gonna be out of a job in a week
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Worth it
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    He better not that slow mother fuck

    I think a slightly less fat guy is getting it this time
     
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    rub your junk on all the subs before you bring them back then sit back and laugh when they eat
     
  7. Husker Riley

    Husker Riley Well-Known Member

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    Good sub's...Jersey Mikes is better!

    What about the pastromi from yesterday?
     
  8. wetback

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    you're picking it up? :woot:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I ate it this morning :jj:

    Gotta have breakfast!
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Fuck you Mexcrement

    I'm actually the thinnest employee here except for the boss

    That's not saying much because none of the other guys weigh under 250 but still
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    prepping everyone for pink slip friday
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    It was like fucking 3 pieces of pastrami on a hoagie roll

    What's that, 500 calories max?

    I'm fine
     
  13. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    You can really get those post totals up once you get fired. :cheer:
     
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    And leftover fruit pizza?
     
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    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    and the sandwich you're about to eat? 1000 calories. :pig:
     
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    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    the heart stopper
     
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    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    the heart attack grill in Vegas. burgers are up to 8000 calories.
     
  19. Husker Riley

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    You can eat for free if you are over 350...Chriza would have a blast!
     
  20. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    when you go to pick up the food, you may want to put in an application.