On a 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) scale, how freaked out were you becoming a Dad the first time?

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  1. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I'm at like a 9...9.5.
     
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  2. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    If you weren't freaking out, you'd be drunk
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    Get drunk.
     
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  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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  5. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    so freaked out we scheduled an abortion. the little fucker pulled through though and now drinks all my beer when he visits
     
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  6. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Why the long face Stevie? :c
     
  7. freds

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    wife popped the kid out, i said i'm going home to drink beer, left her with the Filapina nurses.
     
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  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    So you're already a dad or not quite yet?
     
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  9. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    I remember getting ready to go to the hospital, I had to have my husband tie my shoes. He was down on the floor doing it, and he got super dizzy and had to sit with his head in his hands for like half an hour. I saw a look of terror on his face at that moment I have yet to see again.
     
  10. larryluncg

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    Wife was in labor for sixteen hours......forceps delivery......I was there for every minute of it.
    I almost cried at the end as they were pulling him out with the forceps.
    That was the easy part.
     
  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking the latter
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Can't wait till he makes a thread for chigs aboot how him and his kid are gonna trip balls.
     
  13. TonyJax

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    Do you know who the daddy is?
     
  14. Phan Neepack

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    9.5........ Seeing the "positive" sign on the wife's pregnancy test is still one one the most surreal moments of my life...It was like my world suddenly started moving in slow motion... I wish I could say that I jumped for joy and shed tears of glee, but in all honesty my heart sank... We were both practically kids ourselves and had just taken on a monstrous mortgage payment, at the time... But, things have a way of working themselves out
     
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  15. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    And what does he do?
     
  16. TonyJax

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    Fucks, I would guess.
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you gonna be a dad?

    kids...pyh.
     
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    zero.zero

    :dancin:
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I just yelled 'wrong number, wrong number' and hung up the phone.

    :dance:
     
  20. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    When my buddy's wife was in labor we went to the grocery store and bought pints of Miller High Life and killed them in the hospital parking lot.
     
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  21. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    youre a class act