On A Scale From 1-10 Rate The Ugliest Person You've Every Fucked And Explain

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  1. blairg

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    1 being the ugliest, 10 being attractive.

    I got a solid 3, she was my first. Pretty face, but her body was all misshaped, her boobs looked weird, hips were WAY too wide for her body. She never trimmed her vag, and everytime I kissed her I could taste creamed corn.
     
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    THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT CHICKEN


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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken
     
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    Love chicken
     
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    Because she was a guy.
     
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    :c
     
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    blarg you pedo looking faggot you only fuck -10s
     
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    That's not in the scale :nono:

    Plus I haven't shaved for a week :c