Stern Show On a scale of 1-10 rate your marriage?

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  1. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    fredrodger you can't vote you said yours is in the shitter

    I can't figure this damn thing out being married. It is harder than putting a person on Mars. One minute things are fine the next I'm an asshole. I'm no dream to live with but on a bell curve I'm pretty far over on the good side of the curve. Been married for 17 years but together for 24.

    Mine is a 6.5 trending down lately how about yours?


    Stern related because we know Howard's marriage is a sham.
     
  2. gridlockd

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    MARRY AND REPRODUCE
     
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  3. McLennison

    McLennison VIP Extreme Gold

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    She complains my socks are inside out when she throws them in the washing machine. Other than that no problems.

    9.9
     
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    Fuck off
     
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  5. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    You're an asshole! I mean, I love you.
     
  6. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    I'm .......
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  7. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    9. My wife is awesome.
     
  8. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Who the fuck gets married?
     
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    buried20kleague Well-Known Member VIP

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    9.5. I can't call it a 10 because there's always room for improvement.

    Today is our 20th anniversary too, by the way. :D
     
  10. eliasbboy

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  11. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Happy Anniversay!!!
     
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    10

    if not,how have I made it 39 years already ?
     
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    I'd have to say 9....He is honestly my best friend. We bicker a little, but never fight. I am incredibly lucky.
     
  15. Streaks

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    Hit 30 yr anniversary this past April. Been together about 35.
    I'm done.
     
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    Mine's a noine.
     
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    8. We do get on each other's nerves sometimes but otherwise we have a good marriage.
     
  18. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

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    My husband knows I post here.
     
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    So you're getting divorced soon?
     
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    If you rate it against the first six months when it was simply pure raw sex, 24 hours a day, it's a 2.

    Rate it now for comfort, companionship and friendship, it's an 8.

    So u have to grade on a relativity scale.