On a scale of 1 to 10, how important is unfettered farting to you?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phan Neepack, Dec 8, 2013.

  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    ... Those rare moments when decibel level & smell-strength are of no concern to you.

    Personally, I have trouble feeling "satisfied" if I have to govern 'volume' & 'location of delivery'
     
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    It hurts if you hold it in.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    sometimes when i have to hold it in in public, i think to myself, "i can't wait to get home to fart."

    so a 9.
     
  4. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    You're not comfortable stepping into a restroom or empty hallway ??
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    only for semi-release. not for that full on thunderous blast.
     
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    lololol location of delivery....
     
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    10.

    I just let fly whenever wherever.
     
  8. Partyxanimal

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    I have to seize the moment , If it's not solid , I'm releasing it.
     
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    I let a tiny little whiffer go the other day at work and it stunk up my whole office.
    Luckily nobody came in.
     
  10. stripes

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    one of the perks of working in the shitter
     
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    How would you feel if your girlfriend did it?
    You know... once... after eating a giant milkshake :sad: