On the First Day of Larrymas

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  1. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    For all of you nonbelievers, the hypocrites and pharisees who have not yet opened your hearts to the teachings of @LawyerLarry , the Larrymas season continues on well beyond the twenty-fifth of this blessed month. Beginning today Larry Inc. will be celebrating the Twelve Days of Larrymas, leading up to the Larriphany and the Story of the Three Wisemarks. This is your chance to embrace His teachings and understand His power as the Immortal Champion.

    On the first day of Larrymas
    The Lawyer gave to me,
    A briefcase marked M-I-T-B.
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Oh Christ. Shut the fuck up.
     
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    Ditto. And may I add...you guys are really gay.
     
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    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Your loss. I would figure a couple of do nothing zeros like you two would be climbing over each other to get the rub from LarryClaus.
     
  5. OV

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    Well, I for one, am now praying at the Alter Of The Sacred Ambulance-Chasing Retread Jordans (while honoring the occasion through baptism by Grape Koolaid) :up:


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    Listen up...this is a very important contractual offering being made.
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    I do love the ding dongs. Can you blame me?
     
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    I wouldn't let it get to you. He looks like some kind of Star Trek fag.
     
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    Shockmaster mark....not blaming him...but damn, get out of the closet and embrace it already.
     
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    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Spoiler Alert: We'll be celebrating Russian Orthodox Larrymas next week. Gotta love that Julian calendar.
     
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    Just a little atmosphere.
    Her accent drives me nuts.
    Trying hard not to be a stalker.

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    Would tongue punch her asshole and pound profusely. :grad:

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    They'd get out the garden hose on me.

    "Hey, get that crazy guy off Paige"

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