On your first day of ruling the world

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bennymuso, Oct 18, 2015.

  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso From Limeyville Gold

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    What would you do?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    End this constant stream of terrible threads.
     
  3. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    :evil: You people are in such deep shit....
     
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    I'd sleep in. Hey, lm the boss!
     
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    Pig The original Dorb Gold

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    Watcha gonna do to us?
    Give us -150 rep?:scat:
     
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    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    You better check yo self.... I'll rep yo 25 if yo not careful....:pissed:
     
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    Pig The original Dorb Gold

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    I would find the best pizza on the planet and have 3 of those every evening.:)
     
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    Pig The original Dorb Gold

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    Uh Oh! Me sowwy Me sowwy.:crying:
     
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    Steak and a blowjob
     
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    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    That's a tough one, I'd have to flip a coin. Heads I rid the Earth of Muslims. Tails, I bankrupt Howard and Beth give their houses to this lady and make Beth her maid.
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    Take the microphone and guitar away from Bruce Springsteen.
     
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    1. Get rid of any phony "social justice/civil rights organizations" that pander to protect the criminal.
    2. Get rid of the marriage penalty in the tax code for those who have children.
    3. Make ballots in English only.

    That's a start.
     
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    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    Abdicate. Why would any sane person want to rule us?
     
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    Promote assimilation.
     
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    1) Everybody lays down their arms and goes home.

    2) Governments no longer have the right to secrets, all secrets must be disclosed.

    3) Public nudity okay for the physically fit.

    4) Suppression of technology banned.

    5) First amendment rights extended to electronic media.

    6) No corporate welfare.
     
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    Declare a global Hate Club Day.
     
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    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    All Muslims..........................Over there............
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    lol
     
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