News Once again.. Turkeys can't fly

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    Some dude in Turkey



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    yes they can,at least for short spurts
     
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    Um...my "comfort turkey" flies everywhere with me!
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    :no:
     
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    I so preferred Bailey.

    Loni was no slouch though.
     
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    Wild turkeys are strong flyers. They sound like a helicopter getting up. Faster than you'd think too.
     
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    That guy molested Arnold and Dudley on a very special episode of Diff'rent Strokes.
     
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    It probably is John Heins favorite episode. If you want to feel what it is like to watch Different Strokes with cataracts, this clip will show you.

    I prefer the episode where Sam was pissing the bed.
     
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    I love pachinko!
     
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    I like the one where Sam gets kidnapped. "I will KILL YOUR PARENTS SAM!" That dude didn't fuck around. It's only flaw was the poor performance from Maggie #2. Aside from that, it's flawless.
     
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    yea i really didn't think the whole turkey physiology through when i posted about a dude from turkey falling to his death...