WTF Once in a while i will drink coffee. Later, my piss will wreak of coffee?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Is that because im not a regular coffee drinker?

    I drink apple juice once in a great while but my piss doesnt stink like apple juice after.

    What's the deelio?
     
  2. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Try the asparagus, sir. It's delightful.
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Stop trying to drink it from your anus.
     
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    You're probably drinking Starbucks.
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Im proud to say i have never been to Starbucks. Or Nobu for that fact.
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Eat a bouquet of roses with your coffee.

    Problem solved--you can thank me later.
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Coffee is for closers, goddamnit.
     
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    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    It happens
     
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    Sounds like kidney disease. Contact your doctor immediately
     
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    Rhinosaucerous Self-hating Millennial

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    What does your piss smell like when you drink coffee, mr. Puppet?
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Try washing it down with bleach.
     
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    My piss always smells like piss.
     
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    Umm, okay o_O

    Yeah, you should probably go to the doctor just to get it checked out.
     
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    don't ever say "i'm proud..."

    no one believes it.
     
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    Funny how that works...:happyhappy:
     
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    No, don't listen to these jackoffs. After a few cups, mine does too. Not strong, but noticeable. Also has a bit of the asparagus smell to it. Make sure before a
    shower (and clean undies), and don't drink before a date or sex. You might be interested to know that if you have plenty of limes that can happen as well, and it is a nice smell. I think it has something to do with high acidity in certain foods.
    There, and I saved you a dr's visit ti boot!
     
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    Maybe it's your breath, are you drinking your pee?
     
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    Hi Artie!....welcome to Dawg's!
    :artiejj:
     
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    Coffee makes you piss smell ......it smells like coffee.....coffee makes your poop smell.....its smells like shit flavored coffee.....