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    http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/nazareth/index.ssf/2016/07/what_did_man_trying_on_womens.html


    Man masturbated on women's clothes in Kohl's fitting room, cops say




    A man who was trying on women's clothing at the Kohl's in Lower Nazareth Township was cited after authorities discovered he was masturbating on some of the items and stealing others, Colonial Regional police report.

    William R. Johnson, 54, of the 1000 block of Interchange Road in Polk Township in Monroe County, admitted he stole $99.78 in clothing on June 2 and $78.49 in clothing on June 13, both times soiling other items he left in the charging room, police said.

    Police were called back to the store at 11:06 a.m. Tuesday after the man changed into women's clothes and then back into his own, the news release says. A check of the changing room found the same situation with the clothes he tried on, police said. He admitted to that action as well, police said.

    He will receive a mailed summons from District Judge John Capobianco on two counts of retail theft and single counts of criminal mischief and disorderly conduct, police said.

    A person who answered the phone said Johnson wasn't there and likely wouldn't want to comment.
     
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    I'm going to Kohl's this weekend!!!
     
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    No I need new drawers
     
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    He was probably at Kohls.
     
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    What did I just watch?
     
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    15 iq points below clinically retarded
     
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    This is a funnier story than when @XuXu went to WalMart for "bubble juice."
     
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