Once Upon A Time..

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  1. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz Well-Known Member

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    A woman was picking up firewood.
    She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying she asked the snake "why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered "Look bitch you knew I was a snake."
     
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    A lot can be learned from that story
     
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    i heard that story with a wasp and a frog
     
  4. BrulesRules

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    let sleeping dogs lie :blizz:
     
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    Wow, mind blown.
     
  6. Double Blizz

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    I heard it from an indian
     
  7. Schmoopy

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    I read the part of the snake in Zach Galafianakis' voice.
     
  8. gilaet

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    Mess with a bull, you get the horns.
     
  9. wigtropolis

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    I act all frozen on the sidewalk and I wait for some dumb cunt to take me home. when I thaw out I violate them and as I leave them heaving and crying I just say you should have known, you should have known.

    I have facebook friended every last one of them. weird
     
  10. nazdrowie

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    I start fires
     
  11. gilaet

    gilaet Big Time Operator Staff Member

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    Well, let's give that key lime pie a day in court, and a big old glass of non-fat milk, if you please.
     
  12. EddyG

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    scorpion on frogs back carried across water.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yes yes we've all seen NBK

    Fuck you
     
  14. Schmoopy

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    :fail:

    [video=youtube;s15thy099MU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s15thy099MU[/video]
     
  15. Double Blizz

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    Lulz
     
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    Bitch you Googled it
     
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    gilaet Big Time Operator Staff Member

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    Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The hell I fuckin did

    That was my favorite movie on earth when I was a teenager
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    End of story

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