One asshole....One rice burner....one 35+ foot cliff.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DarkFriday, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :artiejj::artiejj::artiejj:


    [LIVELEAK]f48_1354735527[/LIVELEAK]
     
  2. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    start at 1:30 :facepalm:
     
  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
  4. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    that's all it takes
     
  5. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    did he died??
     
  6. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Nice. :c
     
  7. TagMan

    TagMan Active Member

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    The last two minutes were riveting!
     
  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  9. HeinousMark

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    [SIZE=+3] Song of the Sausage Creature[/SIZE]
    by Hunter S. Thompson

    When the Ducati turned up in my driveway, nobody knew what to do with it. I was in New York, covering a polo tournament, and people had threatened my life. My lawyer said I should give myself up and enroll in the Federal Witness Protection Program. Other people said it had something to do with the polo crowd.
    The motorcycle business was the last straw. It had to be the work of my enemies, or people who wanted to hurt me. It was the vilest kind of bait, and they knew I would go for it.
    Of course. You want to cripple the bastard? Send him a 130-mph cafe-racer. And include some license plates, he'll think it's a streetbike. He's queer for anything fast.
    Which is true. I have been a connoisseur of fast motorcycles all my life. I bought a brand-new 650 BSA Lightning when it was billed as "the fastest motorcycle ever tested by Hot Rod magazine." I have ridden a 500-pound Vincent through traffic on the Ventura Freeway with burning oil on my legs and run the Kawa 750 Triple through Beverly Hills at night with a head full of acid... I have ridden with Sonny Barger and smoked weed in biker bars with Jack Nicholson, Grace Slick, Ron Zigler and my infamous old friend, Ken Kesey, a legendary Cafe Racer.
    Some people will tell you that slow is good - and it may be, on some days - but I am here to tell you that fast is better. I've always believed this, in spite of the trouble it's caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba....


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  10. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    he was doing quite well until he became a quadriplegic
     
  11. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Man he's fun to read isn't he? :p
     
  12. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That vid makes the hair on my arms stand up....geezuz lawdy lawdy...death wish
     
  13. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sounds like they moved him at the end....NO
     
  14. HeinousMark

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    Oh yeah :up: Miss that bastard. :(
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    holy fuck I lol'd
     
  16. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :iohi5:
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

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    someone needs to slo-mo that shit
     
  18. zhukov

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    "No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your (old) age. Relax — This won't hurt."
     
  19. ice cream

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    did the bike make it?
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    That's a shame. :coffee: