Entertainment One Night Only - House to Myself

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by slab0meat, Aug 5, 2016.

  1. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    Tonight only, the wife and kids are out overnight.

    Do I...

    Sit alone in the corner of BWW and eat fifty wings? Sleep? Watch TV? Hit a gay bar? Get a hooker? Play XBox One? Get drunk while staying on top of the Shed Friday Drinking Thread?

    Any suggestions are welcomed.
     
  2. Duck My Sick

    Duck My Sick Well-Known Member

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    Nice warm shower, exfoliate, tone and moisturize. Get a full nights rest.
     
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    jerk off on everything
     
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    Get a hooker :cwl:
     
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    Last time Mrs Mondo was away I pumped off to webcam chicks and drank till I passed out. I woke up with a cigarette put out on my face. Not sure how that happened since I was alone.
     
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    lovetalkradio Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ...he's not going to have time to clean.
     
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    ljc fish sucks on the stick POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    watch njpw that is what the greatest people in the history of the galaxy do just ask
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    because when you are Larry inc. life is a party.
     
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    jerk off first ask questions later is my motto in life
     
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    go get a meat beat
     
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    Do what Scott Thompson of "Kids in the Hall" fame does:

     
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    None of those guys have women, let alone women that leave for a night. How are they relevant? :scratch:
     
  13. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    Invite some of yo niggaz over and have a BBQ + drinking party.
     
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    purple drank
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    Get some virtual reality porn and a VR viewer and it's like you're having sex with a different woman.

    Deal with the shame afterwards.
     
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    I would go with the 50 wing challenge then come home and drink till you pass out. Try to not shit yourself, that will upset the missus.
     
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    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    Do all of these things. You don't know when an opportunity like this will come along again.
     
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    I can't help but focusing on the one white dude in that video :jj:

    Nice to see everybody getting along there.
     
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