One-Night Stands: Home or Away?

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  1. kingship

    kingship Well-Known Member

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    Sitting in my car over my lunch hour thinking about my younger days. I loved meeting and nailing new chicks as often as possible for about a two-and-a-half year period. Almost every time, I'd angle to go back to her place to copulate. What do/did you guys (and gals) go for? Home or away? Ladies, please give as many details as possible. Thanks in advance.

    Howard related b/c he fucking sucks.
     
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  2. Calloused Shins

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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    It's OK to have a one night stand if she's in a different area code. :grad:
     
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    Always away. 100% of the time. No good can come of taking them to your place.
     
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    I had to chloroform them, so what ever was closer.
     
  7. maroon

    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    home, don't need any surprises to take me off my game. I know all the best spots to dispose of the body if needed.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    The wife objects to home games.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    shes no fun
     
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  10. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Beer goggles are my worst enemy, so it's always away. I don't want some land monster knowing where I live.
     
  11. The Booey

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    Oh, yeah. She married him for his looks and personality.
     
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    Both have their own advantages.

    If you take them home, you have the "home field advantage." Maybe you boys don't care, but it's a lot easier to feel relaxed when you're in your own house/bed, don't you think? You may or may not have a drawer full of playthings that you may or may not want to introduce to your new friend, depending on how it's going. :dontknow: And, it's nice to just be able to fall asleep in your own bed, and then wake up in your own bed. No walk of shame. :up:

    Now, if you go to their place, one big advantage is that you can leave when you want. And, you don't have to let a "stranger" know where you live, in case they turn out to be psycho. :surprised:
     
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    hmm, makes me think I still have a shot....I have a thing for married chicks.
     
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    Depends if the chick is kinda nutty then definitely not at my house if shes normal then i dont really care


    I had some nutty red head stalk me for like a month after a drunkin night together :hide:
     
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    gotnolife Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Away so I can GTFO when I am done.
     
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    Better chance my girlfriend won't find out if I go to the slut's place.
     
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    That's because you're so damn irresistible! :wub:
     
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    well she was insane but yea the irresistible thing was it for sure :jj:


    :hug:
     
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    women like the sinister thing
     
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