One of America's Top Animal Experts...?

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  1. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    From Beff's IMDB profile:

    "Beth Ostrosky Stern, North Shore Animal Leagues spokesperson, is one of the United States top experts on animal care and shelters."

    Almost as unbelievable as:

    "Beth Ostrosky Stern, a former European top model, was voted by Entertainment Tonight as one of New York City's most powerful women."
     
  2. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I have multiple degrees in my field and am not even close to an "expert."

    God I hate her.
     
  3. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    Unfortunately money + exposure trumps substance in this world. The Kardashians are living proof of it.

    I'm still not 100% if she's clueless, or devious, or a bit of both.
     
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    She's got some set of balls on her :eek:

    #Scott
     
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    What in the actual fuck. :facepalm:

    She had never even seen a shelter before they invented this cause for her.

    It is an insult.
     
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    Every single veterinarian in the United States would be more of an expert than saint beefus.
     
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    Every volunteer cage cleaner is more of an expert. Kittens take care of themselves. She probably stunts them with her retardedness.
     
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    I've raised over 10 dogs. 8 of them from the moment they came out of the womb. I've housebroken them, cleaned up their shit and piss, nursed them when they were sick, played with them for their daily exorcise, slept with them, and loved on them no matter what. I guess that makes me a top US animal expert too.
     
  9. markluke

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    Well, you have to write a couple of books first. That and take nasty looks at your assistants while they cherry-pick poor animoes for you to care for.
     
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    I'll never forget the one thread here where someone asked Beth for advice via twitter about a cat having behavioral problems and Beth's response was: "get another cat." Which is pretty much the worst thing you can do. She's a cunt.
     
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    Or her standard " hire a behaviorist"

    :secret: anyone on imdb can write their own profile and be an expert at anything.
     
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    Correct, but you can see the sales job in progress.

    Also, I can't find the "audience member" credits anymore. Someone is cleaning things up.
     
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    She leaned from 'the king of ALL media'. Repeat something often enough and people will start to believe it. Howard, in turn, learned that from Michael Jackson.
    It isn't so much that people will believe it as it is that they don't think too much about it and won't fight it.
     
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    "She is a saint also, Robin!!!" image.jpg
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Not only is she a top expert in the U.S. but she was also a TOP EUROPEAN MODEL!!!!!??? :haha:
     
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    Telephone pet psychics :rofl: Howard is in Hell.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Wow. I need to re-write my bio. I could sound pretty damn awesome if I spun things enough.
     
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    Just like you can't see her qualifications to be an "expert" you can't also see her modeling pictures. Neither exist.

    Also, Beth was "considered as a host" for The View? The only thing she can "host" is Achmed's sperm.
     
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    What kind of animal activist has a self imposed non-compete clause so that they can only help one animal shelter in the country. All of this fund raising year after year is for one high-end shelter in one of the richest areas of the country where the director makes over $350K. I never see Sam Simon, Bob Barker, Pam Anderson, Sarah McLachlan, or any other celebrity that is an animal rights activist put all of their resources into helping only one shelter.

    No kill animal shelters aren't anything new. Detroit, which has a big problem with stray animals, has a no kill shelter. It is run by volunteers and they struggle to find donations. One year some rich rap artist in California donated $1,000,000 of his own money to help build it and didn't ask for a thing in return. I guess since this shelter doesn't throw Summer White Parties or publishes a ego boosting calendar then Beth won't donate a penny.

    Maybe she could sell 10% of her shoe collection made of the skin of animals that aren't as cute as kitten for a $1,000,000 and give it to a shelter or charity that really needs it.
     
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    I stand corrected - she actually does have extensive study in the matter...

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