One of my customers told me he and wife are "swingers"

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  1. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't believe it. Known this guy for 15 years and he doesn't look like Brad Pitt more like Danny Devito. He was telling me that he and his wife were at the beach at some hotel that was a designated swinger party spot for the weekend with lots of couples showing up. Said his wife got attacked by a couple guys while he watched. WTF?!

    Couldn't believe it! Can't imagine bringing that up to my wife? O and this is his third marriage by the way, big surprise. I'm gonna look at those two in a different light now man
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    ummmm who cares?
     
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    Jets fan :jj:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Useless without pix of the broad. :dontknow:
     
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  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    the only thing that can save this story is a pic of the wife and she is really hot or deformed.
     
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  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Me too, bro :lo5:

    Got my handicap down to 8 this summer!


    Playing Troon North and We-Ko-Pa in December :yes:
     
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    great story bro!
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    I thought so. :dontknow: A little more detail on his wife getting filled out would have been nice.
     
  9. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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  10. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    on my way out to Spokane,Washington a few years ago. I played at The Coeur d'Alene Resort golf course. going back in 2016

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  11. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Killer! Check out Circling Raven when you go back!
     
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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    i just might. thanks :hat:
     
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    Was his name @baltimore mike ?
     
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  14. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    One of our accountants was a swinger. Of course, she and her husband were old as fuck and talked constantly about margarita parties in their 12-man hot tub

    :puke:
     
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    the dude looked like danny devito. I'm sure his wife looked like rhea pearlman
     
  16. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    Go play Bandon instead
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    i just downed a small bag of gummy bears
     
  18. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    sugar-free ?
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    no i've heard horror stories about those :facepalm:
     
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  20. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    :jj:
     
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