one of my customers told me i had a heavy bmore accent

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Too much black semen in your mouth
     
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    I think she said you had a heavy baltimore ass.
     
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    You got a heavy everything.
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Can I stick my finger in your ass?
     
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    Your eleventh finger?
     
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    Mike your girl is on Leno right now
     
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    Ooooooooo's
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

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    I'm pretty sure they meant a :quote:fat:quote: bmore accent.
     
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    Mike, you do not even live in b-more.
     
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    I imagine you sound like the cast of The Wire...not the blacks, more like the Stevedores or cops :coffee:
     
  15. PLZ callmeTED

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    What exactly does a Baltimore accent sound like?

    East Coastish or Southern?
     
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    Philly dialect but a bit harsher with some vowels.
     
  17. Phil McKrakin

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    Plus, with BM you have to add a lot of heavy breathing and sweating as he tries to get the words out of his massive blubber scarf.
     
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    Blubber scarf? :jj: That's just wrong...I bet he has sleep apnea, poor fella.
     
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    :hhh:
     
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    Oh.

    Oof... that poor bastard.

    Well, at least he's jolly, so there's that.