One of My Favorite Howchie Lies

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  1. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    A few days ago on the Shuffle, he made his infamous claim that he used to smoke 2 packs per day. Oh yeah - a cheapskate, overly-neurotic Mama's Boy wouldn't smoke 2 cigs per day, let alone 2 packs.
     
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    lmao, he just told Adam Carola last week that it was 3 packs a day with no sarcasm. I always figured he was lying out his ass about that. You have to be strung out on drugs to smoke that many cigarettes.
     
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    My favorite is when he claimed he created several viral YouTube videos that has millions of views. Which one's? Howie isn't telling
     
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    He used to smoke two packs of sausage...
     
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    He told Robin Thicke that it was 3-4 packs per day. It's getting harder and harder for him to keep his lies straight.
     
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    1994- " I never wear a condom".

    2003- "I always wear a condom".

    (Beff gave me Arabian Herpes.)
     
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    i just heard an old clip where he said at age 7 he was stealing and smoking his dad's cigars.
     
  8. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    That was around the time he took 16 hits of acid at once and Dr. Lou had to talk him down. Such a rebel youth.
     
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    "Robin, I never got laid in high school"

    "Robin, I got laid by models in high school":facepalm:
     
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    "I'm married. Why would I use a condom with my wife?"
     
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    Recently he repeated my favorite lie - he didn't know Artie was on drugs. There must be some legal reason for it because everyone knows it's not true and he sounds like an idiot.
     
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    Watching the last of the Artie years on HowardTV it's so obvious just by how Howard was acting around Artie. The way he flew the Artie relationship into a fucking building, would of made any person with a drug issue suicidal. This is basically what gave me a license to think Howard is scum.
     
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    Years back he had a guy on his show that worked with him at one of his old stations very early on. The guy said the room and especially the mic reeked of cigs after Howard's shift. Sooooo
     
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    I believe him because he IS an idiot. a self absorbed idiot.
     
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    He might have stuck a cigar up him bum. 2packs a day :no:
     
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    No, he said he sucked on two Pakis every day.

    Bashir and Farhan.

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    Noice!
     
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    Robin I punched a guy in the face in high school ... Says 95lbs man
     
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    "I came up with Beavis and Butthead".
     
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    he probably thinks finishing 1 pack and opening another = 2 packs a day.