One of my good friends is really fucking up (not me) (rolleyes) (yeah pole)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Jul 15, 2014.

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I dunno lol

Poll closed Jul 22, 2014.
  1. Bros before hoes

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  2. Mind your business

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    So I just got off the phone of one of my friend's girlfriends. Apparently he just dumped her for this psycho bimbo chick ( who does have a hot body, money, and is a dirty whore). However the girl he dumped is very pretty, smart, super trustworthy, great natural body, and one of the nicest people you will ever meet.

    I knew he wanted to fuck the other girl but I didn't think he would and I didn't think she would either)

    Here's the problem: the ex told me he is head over heels for the slut. She used to get drunk and try to fuck me and a couple of my friends. Then she threatens to blackmail you if you turn her down :jj: oh man.....what a fuckin mess....

    Q: should I tell him or just mind my business? As I write this I already know the answer but what the hell :dontknow:
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You know the answer is 'where are the pics, faggot?'
     
  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I ain't posting pics of anyone I know on here :what:
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    How about two or three of you that she's tried to fuck hold an "intervention" type of meeting with him.
     
  5. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Bang the ex is the appropriate answer
     
  6. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Write in to Dear Abby, faggot.
     
  7. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    think you should have told him when he was "thinking" about fuking her
    would have covered yourself
     
  8. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I'm kinda busy
     
  9. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    No...I got a woman
     
  10. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    What the fuck is dear Abby, you fuckin homo?
     
  11. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was a harmless infatuation. They are complete opposites. He's like Seth Rogen
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Oh, this is gonna go bad. :c
     
  13. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Brah has already fucked the chick that got dumped, right?

    That chick is hurting, so she is prime for a good ol' Flaming Dragon with a Dirty Sanchez finisher.

    :c
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I don't mean to insult you but being kinda busy as an excuse doesn't sound like you really care that much. The only easy way out is to do nothing.
     
  15. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    this is the correct answer
     
  16. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :jj: no
     
  17. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Right? Ask all the important questions like was the pussy tight? Oral? She a back door slut?
     
  18. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...stay out of it, your friend knows what he dumped and what he's in for, let him blow up his life, nothing you say will stop him.
     
  19. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I did something: I made this thread. It helped me process this information. :sun:
     
  20. Satori Brah

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    I'm with somebody! :mad: