WFT? He must have taken it down Christmas day. What's the sense of putting one up if you take it down Christmas day? My next door neighbor has a new Dyson box in his trash. He must have gotten his wife a vacuum for christmas. I'm glad to see that there's still some romance in the old bird's marriage. No, I don't look through people's trash. How can you miss a fucking Christmas tree when you're driving down the street? And my next door neighbor and I put our trash in the same place to save the G-men a couple of steps. I wonder if any of the neighbors think that I gave the Dyson for christmas.