one of my patients had a loaded gun under his pillow

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  1. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    I'm kinda freaked out by this. He's a total jerk and drug addict but someone saw his gun under his pillow. He didn't have it two weeks ago so when did he get it and why? Why under your pillow for immediate use? I've never seen this before.
     
  2. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...and youre not calling the police because why?
     
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  3. cetiya

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    The police were called and he was removed from the premises.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Jesus fucking Christ is all I can say
     
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    why were you in his house?
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    What do you do? Prison guard?? Lol..but seriously. .
     
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  7. cetiya

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    I work in a hospital and he was one of our patients
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    Are you a doctor for midgets? Do you have little patience?
     
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    gots to put him under intense observation now. cold blankets maybe.
     
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    bada-BING! - you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit
     
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    Hey it's Murica. He has the RIGHT to have a gun under his pillow!Why you wanna take his gun away from him?? commie.
     
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    He will never be allowed to come back here. He's a fucking maniac. Did he plan on shooting someone? I've been in his room.
     
  13. newcastlefan

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    makes a mess and then someone is expected to clean the blood off the plastic coated mattresses.
     
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    unless you are convinced someone is going to get you at night, i don't see any sane reason for sleeping with a gun, and lots of reasons not to.
     
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    People are strange. Just be thankful he's gone... should have shut his monitors off. and then him.. smoke a joint and chill..:)
     
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    Well he fucked himself. He's homeless and now this? No hospital or snf will take him now. He's actually quite sick. Oh well..
     
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    Well this probably wouldn't work on a hospital bed...
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    he can have the flashlight. not a whole lot of damage he's gonna to with a tactical light.
     
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    Ho Lee Fuk
     
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    Ugh. So sorry. Whenever I'm in the hospital, I leave my guns at home.