One of my relatives died yesterday

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Her husband posted on facebook that he lost his lover and his best friend and now all I can think of is the Gary apology tape.
     
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    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm amazed at the lengths you'll go to ro garner attention since being removed as POTY. Let it go.
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Her fucking relative just died, you goddamned monster. Have you no sympathy?
     
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    Dammit, Barfus!!!

    I chuckled at this, and now I feel bad.

    #YourFaultBitch

    :c
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Barfus, I'm holding space for you if you'd like to eulogize your dead relative. Whatever you need, babe. Let it all out.
     
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  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    She was held in jail for a couple of nights a few months back for beating her lover and best friend with her cane while they were living in a van. These aren't blood relatives, thank God.
     
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    Your av totally threw me off :facepalm:
     
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    ..sorry for your loss, Barfus Booey.
     
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    :lol: granny was a little pistol
     
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    And you lost your lover you lost your best friend
     
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  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    She was a severe alcoholic.
     
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  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Her internet life it's a noine
     
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  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Fuck you, you white asshole!

     
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    Is his personal life now a noine?
     
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  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    He said she was the only one he could talk to. How sad is that when the only person you can talk to beats you with her cane?
     
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    How long were they together before he discussed mamamarrige
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I got a nice rep from Iftheyonly knew after she called me a cunt. I think she thought I was Phil, also.
     
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  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    They were together for a bunch of years but m m married for two.
     
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  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Alright this is in poor taste now. You're all sick.
     
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