One Of My Testicles Is Infected

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Mar 22, 2012.

  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I can't even walk without wanting to throw up.
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    My left nut was hurting for like a week. I'm okay now though.
     
  4. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    it's not supposed to last that long.
     
  5. Vashier

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    Fuck I had that once bro.... you have my sympathies. Did they ultrasound your balls?
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    What's teh vyb? AIDS?
     
  7. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Hit the other one with a hammer, you will forget about the one that hurts now.
     
  8. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    nah, the doctor said you have like a plumbing trap in the tube cum comes out of, and sometimes some gets stuck in it and gets old. antibiotics and it should start getting better really quick
     
  9. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    no :rolleye:
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    std?
     
  11. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I think I smushed my bag while sleeping or vigorously masturbating alot.
     
  12. blairg

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    I'll try that if the antibiotics takes too long.
     
  13. Vashier

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    For those that have balls... If you have never experienced Epididymitis. think about being kicked in the nuts every fucken move you make. Doesn't even need to be walking, just rolling over makes you wanna die.
     
  14. blairg

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    what the hell is that?
     
  15. Vashier

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    Oh ya they will clear it up fast because the pain is so great that even a little relief feels like a ton of relief.
     
  16. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Ball pain sucks. For some reason it makes me feel like I gotta shit.
     
  17. Vashier

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    what you got my brother from another country.
     
  18. Vashier

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    When I had it I wanted to die. Your balls are so fucking sensitive inside that any infection feels like your getting kicked by a mule.
     
  19. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    everytime I bang my GF doggy style, I feel my right nut go upward right before I blast a load
     
  20. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    did the old man give you some sort of STD?