One of my uber customers thought i was a homo!

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Asked me what the best gay bar was:mad:
     
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  2. JameGumb

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    Guy wanted to go balls deep in Mike :jj:
     
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  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    :mad:
     
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    Maybe he just asked because you're an Uber driver. Like maybe you've dropped homos off at gay bars before.


    Don't get so insecure Mike.
     
  5. newcastlefan

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    Did they win a prize for sussing you out so fast?
     
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    Mike got deep-seeded in his second spot tonight.
     
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  7. Zarathustra

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    Did you tell him?
     
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  8. Billy Brown

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    they all think you are a homo.
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I'm pretty sure you would need the jaws of life to pry fatass Mike's ass cheeks wide enough to fuck.
     
  10. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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  11. Billy Brown

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    you are a homo
     
  12. Babanoohai

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    Not homo, cuck.
     
  13. Phil McKrakin

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    :lol:

    Billy got pwned by a newb
     
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  14. Billy Brown

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    Phil lol
     
  15. Anfkid

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    :cwl:

    Was it before or after you sniffed his seat?
     
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    It was after he blew him
     
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    Mikes a swallower.
     
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    A "gulper", if you will....
     
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    I bet he waits till his 16oz solo cup is filled to the top with jizz before he drinks it.
     
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