Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Aug 12, 2016.
Asked me what the best gay bar was
Guy wanted to go balls deep in Mike
Maybe he just asked because you're an Uber driver. Like maybe you've dropped homos off at gay bars before.
Don't get so insecure Mike.
Did they win a prize for sussing you out so fast?
Mike got deep-seeded in his second spot tonight.
Did you tell him?
they all think you are a homo.
I'm pretty sure you would need the jaws of life to pry fatass Mike's ass cheeks wide enough to fuck.
you are a homo
Not homo, cuck.
Billy got pwned by a newb
Was it before or after you sniffed his seat?
It was after he blew him
Mikes a swallower.
A "gulper", if you will....
I bet he waits till his 16oz solo cup is filled to the top with jizz before he drinks it.