One of the best things artie lange ever said was on the wrap up show and it was....

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    When he was tearing bob levy a new ass...i recall i line where artie says: bob levy goes on the internet and says who's out there in virgin creep land? who's out there? :jj:

    funny shit!!
     
  2. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    He also said something about Bob having a web of "grossness"
     
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    LessMoonbeams New Member

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    gettin caught up in Levy's web of bad jokes
    bad road coke & ugly women
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Maybe it was typing on a keyboard covered in "grossness"
     
  5. gridlockd

    gridlockd Well-Known Member

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    Hmm... Nope. Still don't miss Artie.
     
  6. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Yeah.... you wouldn't want to take the effort to post something like that, so most people would know what the fuck you're talking about.:rolleye:
     
  7. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    When and in what context did Artie say "Artie's gotta do what Artie's gotta do.". I can't remember after which binge that came but I believe he said it to Howard not on that shit WUS.

    Classic Artie, though.
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    The best line was when Artie was in that "Bro Fight" with Howard and he said Howard looked like a "Geeky looking Pelican".

    The first time I heard that I could not stop laughing, I think Artie was waiting for years to say that line, just never had the opportunity until then.
     
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    living in a house that somehow came with an above the ground swimming pool .............thats all I remember
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    I think it was in the aftermath of when that dude said he dated Artie's sister. Artie had an over the top reaction to it and they were discussing it and Artie said "I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do". I think it was Howard or Robin that started saying "Artie's gonna do what Artie's gonna do" when they were talking about him not getting any help for his problems.
     
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    I almost got part of it! ......I knew I should have said house outside of Philly but I edited my post
     
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  13. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Remember too the "Bro" fight was kicked off by miserable cunt insisting Artie seriously called Howard and Gary "jerks" when he had really jokingly called them "suckers" for Levy's devious plot. Something interesting came from it, but still the fat idiot was wrong and stuck to it even after being told she was wrong.
     
  14. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    "i KNEW it was something like that", still trying to sound right, even after she insisted it was the word "jerk".

    i hate that broad
     
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    "Bob Levy is basically Jeffrey Dahmer if he read a joke book." Greatest thing I've ever heard.
     
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    wow, Artie is just too darn funny :lmao: