One of the Great Things About Porn

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    It helps you satisfy the sexual urges you get when you see women who are unattainable.

    There's a Hispanic secretary in my office who's about 36 or 37. She is fucking STACKED and has a great, plump, shapely ass. In the summer she wears low cut blouses and in cold weather she wears tight - TIGHT - sweaters. Whenever she's standing around talking to one of the other secretaries, I get a blood rush into my cock.

    Now, I will never bang this woman. Not only am I married, but she's married to an Italian guy who looks like he could have been on The Sopranos.

    What to do? Fortunately, while perusing TBLOP last night, I came across a MILF video in which the woman greatly resembled this woman at work - same bronze skin, same big boobs, same sweet plump ass. Even her face was similar. In the video, the woman is getting banged hard by some guy whose face you don't see.

    I bookmarked that video for future use. Ah, sweet release.
     
  2. Lou Skunt

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    Scooter Active Member

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    What is TBLOP??
     
  5. Joe Bauers

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    Thank You for your call.



    The Big list of Porn.
     
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    Share please. Thank you.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Live your dreams...:coffee:
     
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  10. flonsta

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    Are you suggesting that porn serves some sort of vicarious purpose for people? Who knew?
     
  11. Wigward Hairhat

    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    OP, you should email this secretary the porn video you found. She'll be flattered to learn that you think she looks like a celebrity.
     
  12. GaryPuppet

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    Or if youre worried about getting fired cuz of sexual harrassment, send me the link and I will email it to her.
     
  13. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Gary Puppet- he's a people person!!!
     
  14. Quite Frankly

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    Bo Derek's tits...I like sex!
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    [video=youtube_share;QN_Nod65e7o]http://youtu.be/QN_Nod65e7o[/video]
     
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    Fucking hurt myself laughing at this shit
     
  16. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    :stalker: We might work in the same office.
     
  17. peterfonda

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    Doubt it, but anything is possible.
     
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  19. WillyBest

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    So wait, what's this "porn" thing you've discovered? Sounds like it could be big!
     
  20. itpdude

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    Hold up. . . . do you use porn to masturbate?

    Ewwwww!