One of the Most Detested Sex Acts Is Good for Women

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  1. Mr. Potato Head

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    See women, we do it because we care about you! :grad:

    Saw this pop up while reading the article from the Idol thread.

    http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/121763/one_of_the_most_detested

    I've always been a swallower. As a child, I swallowed anything the vacuum cleaner failed to pick up. Crayons. Paper. Nose boogers. Nothing felt dirty or wrong, even if the look on my mother's face told me otherwise. It wasn't until I started giving blow jobs that I thought about what I swallowed. I had given up breast milk long before then, and the idea of swallowing something out of someone else's body felt odd. But anything feels strange until you get used to doing it.

    There's a lot of chatter over the age old sex debate, to spit or swallow, but when it comes to decisions, this is an easy one. If you love your partner and can muster up enough strength to take one for the team, take one for the team. Not only do guys love it when women swallow -- something about the whole completion thing -- but there are actually measurable benefits to swallowing, too.

    1. Semen can boost your mood. Sure, this study had to do with intercourse, but if the hormones in semen, mainly testosterone and estrogen, make women happy when they screw, why wouldn't they make women happy when they swallow? Going on that theory, swallowing can make you happier. So next time the kids are screaming for SpongeBob, think about the benefits of another type of bob. The head bob.

    2. Semen does a body good, pass it on. That's right, semen may be a cure for sore throats and diabetes! The next time you eat too much sugar and worry about your insulin levels, balance it out with a little semen (and, of course, talk to your doctor). If you lose your voice shouting at the kids for fighting, protect your throat with semen. These are only some of the possible medical benefits for semen. I can only imagine what else science will uncover about swallowing. Perhaps it's the cure for world hunger?

    3. Semen can taste good. Like French fries or fruit, it all depends on what he eats. When you're looking for a filling snack, why not a little love juice? It's high in protein and only 20 calories per teaspoon. And when he eats celery, cranberries, watermelon, and drinks pineapple juice, he'll taste even juicer.

    4. And for those who can't get themselves to swallow, fear not. You should feel good knowing that a little semen on your face may do wonders for your skin. According to The Sexual Teachings of the White Tigress, semen facials are good for you. And in her memoir, I'm Wild Again, even Helen Gurley Brown recommends the semen facial: "Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased."
     
  2. PullMyFinger

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    It's worked wonders for Ms. Brown thus far.

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  3. Motoflou

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    Fine, you've convinced me. I'll swallow.
     
  4. Shivvy

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    I just sent that article to my wife.
     
  5. Mr. Potato Head

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    As you should. It's your duty. :salute:
     
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    We already got them exercising on stripper poles. Money shots are the next logical step in having them do what we want. :cheer:
     
  7. Shivvy

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    When she sees the email icon on her phone, she'll be forced to read it
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    It's a man's world. If we go down on a girl, there is a chance we can get throat cancer. But if they go down on us, we might possibly cure them of aging, depression, bone loss.....
     
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    If your wives believed anything in that article, you should have no problem convincing them of anything else. :jj:
     
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    We're like Tom Sawyer.

    "It's fun to paint the fence..."

    [​IMG]:c
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    Well, it was in an article on the internet. It MUST be true. :rolleye:
     
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    The things we do for the women we love....
     
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    Exactly. :jj:
     
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    gayrypage2 will be so happy to see this.
     
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    what we need, is a a bunch of guys showing this to their non swallowing women, and filming their reactions.

    the faces they can make when they smell a trap are pretty funny.
     
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    she'll swallow anything
     
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    i just showed mrs shiv that article and she rolled her eyes at me :jj:
     
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    Detested by whom? find a woman who loves it (and will do it w/out asking) and stick with her...
     
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    youre lucky you didnt get plowed by a fry pan...
     
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    I have a cum fetish so it's all good