One really good thing about having a girlfriend...

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  1. garypagetwo

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    Do you guys remember being a kid and going to your parents and just telling them everything that was on your mind? Sometimes you feel lost in the world, and you just need someone you can tell everything to, and then they tell you that everything will be ok, and you believe them...and you feel relieved. And that feels good. But at some point, you get too old to cry to your parents. Your parents cant help you with these issues. They dont want to hear that you feel a constant mild high from smoking too much weed and that its making you anxious. Thats when a girlfriend would be the most awesome thing in the world.

    I wish I had a girlfriend right now :(
     
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    Shut the fuck up
     
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    That's no excuse for putting your dick in a goddamned DOG !!!
     
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    You want to cry in front of a girlfriend? Dude, seriously? :facepalm:
     
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    Lets hope when you get while you sleep she stabs you over and over and over
     
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    This IS true. Very true.
     
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