One Second You're Using Your phone, Next Second It's Gone!

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  1. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    good hand eye and shit on the dude

    grab it and keep on going
     
  3. Limo Wreck

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    That guy learned nothing from the Missouri riot coverage.
     
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    speaking of gone phones:

    i'm high so this will be rambling! :grad:

    i threw out a bag of garbage and took the bin to the curb. i had earbuds plugged into my phone and as i tossed the bag, the ear buds were pulled off my head and my phone was yanked out of my pocket and into the garbage bin. i stuffed the ear buds into my pocket but didn't notice that the phone was gone.

    i didn't realize my phone was missing until 1/2 hour later. i searched the house then outside. i'm shining my flashlight wherever i walked, double checked the car, i couldn't find it. then i pulled the garbage bin back to my back door to look.

    i still didn't see it so i was freaking. then i remembered that i had a land line and i could call myself ( :facepalm: ). i called myself and heard the phone way down deep under some leaves and branches.

    whew.

    :toke:
     
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  5. IPrankNoOneElse

    IPrankNoOneElse Well-Known Member

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    LOL pay attention dumb fuck. That or get a blue tooth and keep your phone in your pocket
     
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  6. Mack29

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    And that's why they call it dope.

    Couldn't resist.
    Glad you found the phone.
     
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    i was listening to music. phone in my shirt pocket and yes, not even close to paying attention. i hadn't even gotten high yet.

    maybe i'll tie a string on it next time! :bigthink:
     
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    The person on the bike is the hero. Getting your phone taken should be the penalty for walking around with your head buried in your phone. In NYC I constantly find myself screaming at people who are about to walk into me because they don't look up. Fuck em

    :up:
     
  9. IPrankNoOneElse

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    Im talking bout the guy in the vid, not you:D
     
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    The dude on the bike was impressive.