One time I banged this Asian chick in the ass

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    So I'm pounding away using the only lube I have available, some scented body lotion she had (which sucks as lube, btw). The entire room starts smelling like booty and lilacs in June.

    All of a sudden, I feel this sharp poke/discomfort in the side of my rod. I pull out my pink, lotion colored love tool, and low and behold there is a fucking piece of hard rice on it.

    I shit you not, an Asian with rice in her ass. You can't make this stuff up.


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    Burger King is gross, dude.


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