one time schmoopy told me what he thought was the best piece of fatherly advice he got

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    he said that his one eyed pappy told him "you'll never grow wise; you'll only grow older."

    i told him it wasnt that good of advice because his dad also forgot balder and fatter.
     
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    Sounds more like a diss than advice
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    "Son, you are a rapidly aging idiot."
     
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    OEJP hates Schmurphy Brown.
     
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    schmippy took it to heart
     
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    i think it was advice in parable form. he was really telling him to keep his sites set low.
     
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    Son, you're never going to be the best...learn to settle.
     
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    And you keep dropping teeth all over my floor.
     
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    Shoulda told him to wash his ass.
     
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    Always think of this when I hear those words.
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    @Mack did you know Stoopy is eating the inhalers not stuffing em up his nose? :wtf:
     
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    And then because the cotton constipates him, he digs out wads of partially digested food and cotton with his fingers. That's why his nails are always brown and black and long, so he can extract the cotton and feces.
     
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    Wait wait wait. They don't come out automatically?? He's gotta dig em out?? LMAO WHY IS HE ALIVE!!! I'd sooner kill myself than have that existence and I'm living off a machine!
     
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    No way mops took it that way. He probably has his dad's quote framed somewhere in his section 8 apartment
     
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    Oh yeah. He kept talking up this super powerful super secret drug he was doing bu was really vague about what it was. Once we drug it out of him we ridiculed him mercilessly about it.

    I believe he admitted to having to fish the cotton out of his rectum with his fingers because the active ingredient plugged him up. :rofl:
     
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    Good god that sucked, faggit. Pwned!
     
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    The best advice my dad gave me was don't ever try to surpass my wealth because you won't.:jj:
     
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    I'm not even kidding.
     
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    I've always been an excellent underachiever.
     
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    :fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cwl: